The Times - Serving Waitsburg, Dayton and the Touchet Valley

Dear Santa. OK, so it's been a few years since I've written. And, yes, I know about the rising cost of reindeer feed due to the effect of an expanding ethanol market, and the detrimental effect that unnecessary gift weight has on any airborne object operating without the benefit of a major lift coefficient. And, yes, I know I'm a bit too old for this.

But this year, there are extenuating circumstances.

I really, really need this present.

Really.

I loved the model I grew up with. If they still make the same thing, I'll take one of those, but something similar would be better than nothing, I...