EMMA PHILBROOK: STUDENT LIFE
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December 11, 2014
A round the holidays, parodies of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" are a dime a dozen. But for lack of more mirthful inspiration (and with my tirade on snow-day quotas censored by the powers that be), here goes nothing. Ahem hem hem: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A six-man ja-cu-zzi!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two golden duckies for the six-man ja-cu-zzi!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three trash cans to put alongside the six man ja-cu-zzi!
(Seriously, honey? Trash cans?)
(You're going to have a lot of wrapping pap...
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