EMMA PHILBROOK: STUDENT LIFE

 

December 11, 2014

A round the holidays, parodies of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" are a dime a dozen. But for lack of more mirthful inspiration (and with my tirade on snow-day quotas censored by the powers that be), here goes nothing. Ahem hem hem: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A six-man ja-cu-zzi!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Two golden duckies for the six-man ja-cu-zzi!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Three trash cans to put alongside the six man ja-cu-zzi!

(Seriously, honey? Trash cans?)

(You're going to have a lot of wrapping pap...



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